So naive, these fools!
In loving praise they bathe me.
I shall rule them all!

Foul Incrediblock!
With force, you fall upon me.
Why don't you weigh more?

Ethiopia!
Why, yes -- I love your cuisine...
...all over my face!

Whine, Push, Strain, Squeeze, Grunt!
Put me in my jumper, mom!
Ahhhhhhh....relief at last....

Oooh, look! It's Mommy!
Watch this -- I'll start grunting, and...
She'll take off her shirt!

You can't run, rice puff
You mock my dexterity,
But you shall be mine.

I distinctly heard
The phrase "da da" from her lips.
Holy cute, Batman!

Across the ocean
My angel sleeps as I type
Wow, how I miss her

Where is my mother?
I will scream 'til she finds me
I am so hungry.