Summer fun in grass
Is no match for the yummies
Within my big toe

 
Ah, avocado
Though I love your green goodness,
Why must you have skin? 

Just a quick breather
Before charming everyone
With insane cuteness

Oh crystal vessel,
Deliver me from this thirst!
Where is your bounty?

Clearly, I'm busy,

Yet you still photograph me.
Now is not the time.

My wisdom expands!
Mommy demonstrates to me
The ways of canines

Some, they prefer meat.
Others, fruits and veggies. Me?
I prefer footwear.

Perhaps you believe
That I've been slacking of late.
You should see me crawl.

I swore I would snap
If you said, "Not the mama!"
You would not listen.

The red beast attacks!
Why hast thou forsaken me,
Oh dearest mother?

Trust me on this one --
I just looked in this diaper.
In here lies much funk.

Baseball season looms
Bring on the failure and woe
For my poor daddy

So naive, these fools!
In loving praise they bathe me.
I shall rule them all!

Foul Incrediblock!
With force, you fall upon me.
Why don't you weigh more?

Ethiopia!
Why, yes -- I love your cuisine...
...all over my face!

Whine, Push, Strain, Squeeze, Grunt!
Put me in my jumper, mom!
Ahhhhhhh....relief at last....

Oooh, look! It's Mommy!
Watch this -- I'll start grunting, and...
She'll take off her shirt!

You can't run, rice puff
You mock my dexterity,
But you shall be mine.

I distinctly heard
The phrase "da da" from her lips.
Holy cute, Batman!

Across the ocean
My angel sleeps as I type
Wow, how I miss her

Where is my mother?
I will scream 'til she finds me
I am so hungry.

Hear Annika Roar!
She screams like a scorned banshee.
Sleep? Must...not...submit...

Why is she so cute?
For sure, my genes weren't involved
Thank you much, my wife