Thursday, February 07, 2008


Ah, manicotti!
Who desires your starches more?
Belly or fingers?

Monday, January 21, 2008


Ahhh, relief! Okay,
what was that last game we played?
Oh yeah-- splash, splash, splash!

Splash, splash, splash--aw, crap...
Timeout! Timeout! I got splashed
in my eyes! Timeout!

Thursday, January 03, 2008


Look at this, Santa:
It's my wish list! Look at mine
ere you look at hers.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007


I ask for cookies.
I am told, "No." Now they know
that I'm serious.

Friday, December 14, 2007


Do you remember
When your eyes deceived you? Well,
I was just kidding.

Thursday, December 13, 2007


Perhaps you believe
This couch contains a person.
Your eyes deceive you.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007


I'm a big sister!
Holy crap, I'm serious.
I'm a big sister!